• 1959 - "The Twilight Zone" And When the Sky Was Opened I don't have my glasses. -- I'm only covered for one pair a year. -- Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. -- Buddy. -- -Buddy? -What? What? -- I guess inside my head's not the same as it used to be. -- What? -- I can see this. -- Home, sweet home. -- Here's your crib. -- I live here? -- No. Donald Trump.
• 1988 - Cocktail selling make-up for pets! -- Fetch, Ronnie, fetch. -- Good boy. -- And my own personal favorite, Mrs. Sheila Rivkin. -- Oh, my God. He's got my paper. -- Mrs. Rivkin has spent the last 20 years burning her husband's dinners -- but now decides she wants to become the Donald Trump -- of the cookie business You! -- You! You have something to contribute? -- I just said it wasn't worth getting upset about. -- - What's your name? - Brian Flanagan. -- Now speak up! Let the class hear you. -- - Brian Flanagan! - Oh, yes, Flanagan. -- Mr. Flanagan. Mr
• 1989 - Crimes and Misdemeanors you. Don't go away. -- A bunch of us are getting together to build major studio space -- for production right here in the city. -- In fact I'm sorry. Just give me one second. -- Idea for series: -- A wealthy builder always trying to realise grandiose dreams a la Donald Trump. -- - To be shot in New York. - Look who's here. -- This is my brother Ben. Ben. Carol. Come here. -- Hi, Cliff. -- - How are your eyes? - Not so good. It's not so optimistic. -- - You're kidding. - I've been seeing Dr Rosenthal. -- Lester, I'm sorry. Don't you want
• 1989 - Lethal Weapon 2 t. -- Me either. What is this shit? -- Got a light? -- It's gotta be Rudd's, whatever it is. -- I still can't see shit. -- - You got something? - I don't know. It's a car. -- Holy shit. Fort Knox! -- Hell, how much is it? -- Thousands. -- Fucking millions! -- Billions! A fucking Donald Trump lotto!
• 1989 - The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie the price of slavery? -- l know not what course others may choose. But as for me, -- Give me liberty, or give me death! -- l'm outta here. -- Just walk out the front door and turn your back on humanity. -- Phooey on you, toxic traitor. -- Boo, toxic bad guy. -- Pick on Donald Trump. -- Why don't you go out to Exxon. -- l felt that my whole world was caving in around me. -- : to my favorite place to sit and think, the iun_
• 1990 - "In Living Color" Pilot push his nose up into his brain, you know? -- - And I came over with - Whoa.! Whoa.! -- - I hit him and he went down. - Whoa! Whoa! Ding! Ding! -- Ding.! -- Wow, that was quite a date. -- Let's see who our audience picked for you. -- Was it Mike? -- John KennedyJr.? -- Or Donald Trump? -- They picked Mike by 41%. -- So if you two would like to go out again -- Ultimately, Mike will pay for it. -- Well, there is a lovely little fur salon I'd like to go to. -- Michael, I wouldn't mind. -- What about you, Michael? -- All right. I guess it's all right, R
• 1990 - "Northern Exposure" Sex, Lies and Ed's Tapes know what l'm talkin' about? - Yeah. -- Hey! Hey! l'm crossin' here! l'm crossin' here! -- You don't talk to a learned physician that way! Same to you, pal! -- Can't wait to get that jerk in the examining room. l got a barium enema for him. -- l'll take you to Donald Trump, a friend of mine. -- - You know Donald Trump? - l started him out in the business. -- Oh, boy! -- OK, thanks. -- All right. -- Hey, Ed. -- You mean to tell me her nipples are hard as sapphires, -- she's been eating like two horses, -- her breasts are growin' by leaps and
• 1991 - "Northern Exposure" The Bumpy Road to Love This is going to save you a fortune. -- - You broke the law. - I didn't break it. -- Maybe l-I bent it a little bit. -- I don't find that amusing. -- Barbara, loopholes are an American tradition. -- Not in my book. -- Besides, it's not the law, it's a tax code. -- I bet Donald Trump doesn't pay a dime. -- I cleaned the Browning and put it back in the case. -- Barbara? -- Please? -- I've told Adam a hundred times- -- If you're going to grill in the house, you've got to use proper ventilation. -- But, oh, no. -- The great chef can't be bothered with
• 1991 - Dou hap ing instant noodles -- We can't spend the money won by your power -- But you can learn the art of gambling prop**** -- Then you'll win money women and everything -- After the great guys left by 1997, I'll be the richest men here. -- Great I'll be Donald Dump! -- It's Donald Trump! -- Really? -- Where can I learn this from? -- "God of Gamblers" -- Right. -- Only when you become a disciple of "God of Gambler" -- You'll be winning the ******orid. And you can provide ***r life. -- I didn't sa***** for you for life. -- Haven't you learnt at school? -- Don'
• 1992 - "Mad About You" Out of the Past That's hysterical! Really? -- She told you that? -- Donald Trump bounced an $82 check at The Gap. -- - He did not. Honey, please. - That's hysterical. -- What you have is a sickness-- people who need to be late. -- - I gotta go. Paul's getting mad. - Nice. Blame me. -- Okay, call me later, all right? That's perfect. -- - Say hi
• 1992 - "Northern Exposure" Burning Down the House ook, I understand the cathartic value of performance art. -- I was goin' to SoHo before it was SoHo. -- I mean, I saw artists before they were refused grants by the N.E.A. -- I was into Marilyn Jacovsky's inner landscapes before the Vorpal signed her, -- before Donald Trump started buyin' up her work. -- But this? A cow death? -- We're gonna have a big old feast afterwards, you know. -- A little moo? Yeah, pass. -- Very fresh. -- Double pass. -- Huh. -- Latest report from the art front- -- picked up a couple of Peterbilt truck springs this mo
• 1992 - "The Simpsons" Bart the Lover hools. -- Let's go, go, go! -- That's your trick? -- No. Here's my trick. Hoowah! -- Whoa! Whoa! -- Thank you. -- Marge, come here. -- Can you believe it? -- Soon, I'll be able to quit my job -- and live off the boy. -- Name me one person -- who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks. -- Donald Trump? No. -- Arnold Palmer? No. -- Bill Cosby? No. -- D'oh! -- ''After two months at sea -- the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.'' -- Did they have yo-yos? -- No, they did not have yo-yos. -- ''When they landed -- they were greeted by the Wompanog Indians.'' -- Did the In
• 1994 - "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" For Sale by Owner . -- Now, we're doing the right thing, aren't we? We should sell. -- Oh, my God, she's buckling, Dad. -- - Throw some cold water on her. - Carlton. -- Of course we're doing the right thing, sweetheart. -- Sir, it is my esteemed pleasure to introduce -- Mr. And Mrs. Donald Trump. -- It's The Donald! Oh, my God! -- Mr. And Mrs. Trump, it's an honor to meet you. -- Well, Ron said his client had a rich uncle, but Donald Trump. -- I like keeping a low profile. -- - Hi. Hilary Banks. - Hi, Hilary. -- You know, you look much richer in person. -- Hey,
• 1994 - "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" For Sale by Owner Vivian, Vivian, Vivian! -- What happened? -- Donald Trump walked in, and you passed out. -- Donald! Where is he? -- He'll be the guy carrying the millions of dollars in cash. -- If you hurry up, man -- Well, I guess this makes you very happy? -- And you are too. Come on, admit it. -- Yes, we're staying. -- Yeah, it's You kno
• 1994 - The Chase l did we do that? - You approved it, sir. -- We haven't needed to use the chopper since that Marin County brush fire, sir. -- This is a fine how-do-you-do. Get that chopper back now! -- Now, who's Natalie Voss? -- Only Dalton Voss's daughter. -- Dalton Voss is the Donald Trump of California. -- One of the richest men in America. You guys really struck gold tonight, huh? -- Well, I gotta do what I gotta do. Get down to Mexico much? -- - No. Why? - 'Cause that's where we're headed. -- I wasn't planning on company, but -- Oh, my God! Mexi
• 1994 - The Paper l have to go. -- 'The Sun-- it shines for all' -- You're not taking my car! -- Parking fascist! Tell Sandusky we're not taking it anymore! -- Goddamn parking cop! -- 'The New York Sun' -- -- -- Henry? l got-- Can we-- -- Good morning, Phil. -- Got anything for me, Henry? -- Donald Trump jumped off a building, landed on Madonna. -- And they went to Elaine's. -- He's sticking with that story? -- He's a real yo-yo. -- How you feeling, Lou? -- l got a bruise on my leg. -- You'll be fine. -- What's the plural of 'ultimatum'? -- l don't know what happened last
• 1995 - "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Slum Like It... Not! the figures. Just please look. Look. -- The current owner has to sell quick. We can make a killing on this. -- Is the floorshow over yet? -- I get the feeling you're not taking me seriously, Uncle Phil. -- Oh, well, I'm sorry, Whoopi. -- But I can assure you that Donald Trump does not negotiate business deals -- playing a ukulele and wearing a Bullwinkle hat. -- Okay, okay. Point well taken, Uncle Phil. But facts are facts. -- And if you just look at the figures, I'll leave. -- Okay, I'll look. -- Okay, I'm looking. -- I'm looking. -- I lo
• 1995 - "The Nanny" Lamb Chop's on the Menu Excuse me, Mr. Sheffield. -- I just wanted to tell you that Tuesday I have to take my mother to the Bunion Center. -- Oh, thank heavens you told me. -- Ah, meeting with Liza Minelli, conference with Donald Trump, -- Miss Fine and mother at Bunion Center. -- Mr. Sheffield, it's serious. -- The woman has a thumb growing off the side of her foot. -- She can't even fit into her socks anymore. She has to wear a mitten. -- God, I have to move out of my apartment to get my fl
• 1995 - Die Hard: With a Vengeance on? - Stop. Let me explain. -- For the rest of the day, we're supposed to handle the department's communications. -- What do you mean ''handle''? -- They're shutting down the police band. All calls will be coming through this switchboard. -- And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump! -- Walsh, what's going on? Why'd everybody tear out of here? -- Come on, Pamela. Look at your watch! It's comin' up on shift change. -- The bean counters are worried about overtime -- so we sent everybody back to the precinct to punch out. -- - The next shift is
• 1995 - Empire Records lot I could do. -- I could pack up and run, I could pay her 40% of what I bring in. -- I could tell her to go fuck off -- though I wouldn't make it back to the car. -- Or I could talk to her like a businessman. Let me tell you what I did. -- I thought about what Donald Trump and Ted Turner would have done.
• 1995 - Tyson up like a bowling pin. -- Brothers, the Lord works in mysterious ways -- his wonders to perform. -- You see that 20/20 thing about them the other night? -- Missed it. -- Suffice it to say, this call don't surprise me one bit. -- Mom, did you hear that? I'm fucking Donald Trump. -- I have not been fucking Donald Trump! -- - Fuck you! - Uh, ma'am, there was a call? -- You finally get here! Where the hell have you been? We could've been killed! -- Something you forgot to steal, bitch! -- Sir? -- Fucking gold-digging slut! -- What the fuck do you
• 1995 - Tyson Be strong. -- Tyson vs. Spinks. -- The biggest purse in the history of boxing, two weeks away. -- The other night I saw Don King shaking hands with Donald Trump. -- I mean, can you imagine King and Trump shaking on a deal? -- It's gonna take a dozen accountants -- to figure out who's the screwer and who's the screwee. -- Yeah, that's Jackie Gayle. -- Hey, Kevin. Ain't it kind of unusual -- for a champ to blow off trainin
• 1996 - Eddie Whose court is this? - My court -- - Yo Check that limo out there - What's happenin'? -- Whose neighborhood? -- Uh, what the hell's goin' on? -- Uh, engine die -- Don't worry I call for you another limo Be here very soon -- - Hey, who is this car, man? - Who is this? -- Donald Trump or somethin', man? -- - Damn, it's-- - Stacy Patton -- Mmm Ain't gettin' no playin' time for the Knicks -- so now you wanna come down here and run with us -- Listen up, street boy Stacy Patton'll whup your ass -- - Not from the back of no limo - Get your ass out t
• 1996 - The Associate Eccentric. He will not have meetings. -- Cutty. Yes, it is spelled as whiskey. -- The phone number of his? -- know that they have reserved. It's 20 minutes of waiting time. -- Cutty goes down the toilet and draw customers in the fall. -- Excuse me. -- - How long will Donald Trump wait? - It is almost two vacant tables. -- Nice to see you, Miss Ayres. - I've Cutty regular tables. -- Sorry, Frank. I will not let me draw in the fall. Turn on the thread. -- Good morning and welcome aboard. Strap seat belts. -- They are Aesop Franklin, right
• 1997 - "Brass Eye" Science bout the pain they cause. -- So how would they respond to a foot in the door? -- Why have you messed these people up? -- - Fuck off. - You preyed on losers. -- Dr Spofforth, you're preying on losers. -- Yes! -- The personal organiser revealed a chain of rich clients. -- Donald Trump has received over seven feet of new tongue. -- Even Saddam Hussein has an access - -- he's obsessed with having white lady's wrists. -- We also discovered this man is incubating over 700 livers. -- Scenting blood, we set up surveillance on their office -- and wait
• 1997 - "Dharma & Greg" Haus Arrest very busy. Are they shopping? -- "Aah, kosten poofen sveater?" -- - Theywant to know how much the sweater costs. - It's $78. -- Seventy-eight dollars. -- "Schleventy eighten dollarzen." -- - Schleventy eighten dollarzen? - Costen vay too muchen. -- Ja. -- "Dasen einen Donald Trumpen poofen sveater." -- They say it's a little pricey. -- Well, the sale table is over there. -- "Cheapen sveaters herezin." -- "Cheapen sveaters sucken muchen." -- - They don't like 'em. - I got that. -- Uh, uh- Please, please, um- -- The polar bears are my lunch. -- I'm s
• 1997 - "Just Shoot Me!" Sweet Charity and he has big news. -- Jack Gallo. -- I was just telling your daughter to circle her calendar. -- Because Because you, Jack Gallo, -- are our Humanitarian of the Year. -- Hey. Right back at ya. -- Jack Gallo for Donald Trump. -- I don't care if he's in a meeting. -- This is urgent. -- Donald. Jack. -- I'm the Humanitarian of the Year, -- so you can kiss my ass. -- Come on. The foundation people are waiting. -- For what? -- I told you, the photo shoot for their newsletter. -- These charity people-
• 1997 - "Oz" Capital P ot hip to it. -- Of course, I grew up in the Bay Area so we always, -- you know, was having them. -- Even as a kid I always wanted to go, you know. -- Wow. -- Wouldn't that be something? -- Swim in the Russian River with some secretary of state, -- piss on a bed next to Donald Trump. -- I mean, these guys are the elite, men of power. -- Men. -- Women were excluded but the Supreme fucking Court -- forced the Bohemian to let the cooches in. Can you believe that? -- Once they were in, I wanted nothing to do with it. -- I was done. But who knows the
• 1997 - Out to Sea or Mr. Cullen Carswell. -- That's you! That sounds excitin'. -- I'm sorry, Liz. I'll try to wrap it up quickly. -- - Why don't I just go ahead and I'll save you a seat? - All right. -- - Ship-to-shore for Carswell. - Oh, yes, sir. -- It's an overseas call from Mr. Donald Trump. -- He's calling from Zurich. Says it's urgent. -- Is there a telephone handy with some privacy? -- You can take it in the second booth there on your right. -- Thank you. -- Hello. This is Cullen Carswell. I'll take my call now. -- - One moment, sir. - Hello. -- Hello,
• 1997 - The Advocate's Devil -- You're going to like this. Come on. -- Somebody I want you to meet. -- Kevin and Mary Ann Lomax, this is Senator Alfonse D'Amato. -- Ambassador Charles Gagano. -- In case you didn't know, these are the Republicans of New York. -- Barzoon always overstates things. -- Donald Trump was supposed to be here, but he had a business emergency. -- I knew I'd find you here. I'd like you to meet my wife. -- Mary Ann, this is Pam Garrety. -- - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. -- - We're partners in crime. - Someone you must meet. -- Excuse me. T
• 1997 - The Devil's Advocate -- You're going to like this. Come on. -- Somebody I want you to meet. -- Kevin and Mary Ann Lomax, this is Senator Alfonse D'Amato. -- Ambassador Charles Gagano. -- In case you didn't know, these are the Republicans of New York. -- Barzoon always overstates things. -- Donald Trump was supposed to be here, but he had a business emergency. -- I knew I'd find you here. I'd like you to meet my wife. -- Mary Ann, this is Pam Garrety. -- - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. -- - We're partners in crime. - Someone you must meet. -- Excuse me. T
• 1998 - "Friends" The One with Phoebe's Uterus Check it out! Guess what job I just got. -- I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. -- What? -- Blue blazer back. He wants it back. -- You said "black." Why would he want his blue blazer black? -- Well, you know what I meant. -- You messed it up. -- You're stupid. -- So, what job did you get? -- Tour guide at the museum. Ross
• 1998 - "Friends" The One with the Kips e longer than -- This isn't over? -- You are so cute! -- No, no. It was a fight. -- You deal with it and you move on. It's nothing to freak out about. -- Really? Okay, great! -- Welcome to an adult relationship. -- We're in a relationship? -- I'm afraid so. -- I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention. -- Saw him waiting for an elevator. -- Can I use your eyelash curler? I lost mine. -- It's in the bathroom. -- Can I talk to you for a second? -- Yes. -- Yes. -- You? -- And you? -- But you cannot tell anyone. No one knows. -- But how? When? -- -It happened in L
• 1998 - "Friends" The One with the Kips rming out. -It's your apartment. -- Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am! -- Damn Rolos! -- You're back! How was your conference? -- It was terrible. I fought with my colleagues the entire time. -- Are you kidding with this? -- So your weekend was a bust? -- No, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator. -- You know, at the Taj Mahal he has his own private glass elevator. -- That's right. Made by Otis Elevators. -- And they don't usually do glass. -- What kinds of stuff do you know? -- You're back too. -- Could I talk to you for a second? -- -Ho
• 1998 - "Just Shoot Me!" How Nina Got Her Groove Back you get dressed in the dark this morning? -- By the way, I loved your piece on fashion disasters. -- I see you got to keep the clothes. -- Hey, Jack, I'm taking lunch orders from the Carnegie Deli. What do you want? -- I'll have a roast beef on rye. -- Great. One Donald Trump. -- What do you mean, "Donald Trump"? -- He's got a sandwich named after him. -- I've been going to that deli longer than he has. -- Why don't they name something after me? -- I mean, what am I? Chopped liver? -- Hmm, no, that's the Morey Amsterdam. -- Oh, it was a nigh
• 1998 - "Just Shoot Me!" The List Why would anything be wrong? -- Nobody's looking at me. -- Jack, that's not true. -- All right, I guess you should hear this from us. -- For some silly reason, -- it seems you've dropped a touch on the Power 100 list. -- Dead last? -- If it's any consolation, your buddy Donald Trump plummeted to number five. -- I don't get it. Our circulation is growing. Our ad revenues are up. -- The 60 Minutes piece was less damaging than we thought. Things are going great. -- Jack, it's just some stupid pecking order. -- It's like junior high all over a
• 1998 - "Just Shoot Me!" The Withholder e-fire. -- Let me guess. Sweating under the oldies? -- Shouldn't you be at the North Pole, making toys? -- So, Jack, what's this all about? -- It's about self-respect. It's about dignity. -- It's about the triumph of good over evil. -- You made another silly bet with Donald Trump, didn't you? -- There's nothing silly about it. -- Whoever drops the most weight by Friday wins, -- and the other has to play golf with a flounder down his pants. -- Well, how did you arrive at that? -- I said salmon. He said monkfish. -- The lawyers took it from the
• 1998 - "Just Shoot Me!" Two Girls for Every Boy you know what I mean. -- Nina, you first. Let 'er rip! -- Okay. -- Hey, where'd you get that striped tie? -- The striped tie shop? -- Okay. I admit I've got a striped tie on. -- Not especially clever, but a good start. Elliott? -- All right. -- Well, you always go on about Donald Trump. -- So, why don't you just marry him? -- Ha! That's good. I do go on about Trump. -- Okay, Jack Gallo is one of the guys, -- spread the word. -- More like spread the peanut butter, huh, tubby? -- Hey, nice vest, Jack. -- Would you mind pulling my car around? -- Hey, Jack,
• 1998 - "Sex and the City" Sex and the City -- Right. -- I like this new you. -- Call me. -- Yup. -- I didn't understand. -- Did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detached? -- And if I was really having sex like a man, why didn't I feel more in control? -- You see that guy? He's the next Donald Trump
• 1998 - A Night at the Roxbury of us right now. -- What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button. -- Are your delicate fingers injured? -- - We're working our asses off. - Our weeks filling up quick. -- We've made important business contacts. -- Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump? -- You're always telling us to do something with our lives. -- You never support us or care about what's important to us, right? -- - Yeah for the most part. - Even your brother isn't convinced. -- Why? He uses his brain, unlike you. You're a loser! New poli
• 1998 - Celebrity No names, please. -- Well, thank you. -- Look who's here! Donald Trump. -- What are you working on? -- I'm working on buying St Patrick's Cathedral -- doing a little rip-down job -- and putting up a tall, beautiful building. -- That's wonderful! -- - You were great! - Terrible! -- You said you couldn't do it. And I said, "Yes, you can." --
• 1999 - "Law & Order" Disciple ed to be Mr. Post Office for this moron? -- His disability checks come to this address. -- Mail doesn't get delivered on my shift. -- I told you, he stays here when he's got money, leaves when he doesn't. -- Where does he go? -- Out that door. -- He have any friends? -- Donald Trump. -- Maybe we can find somebody in this dump who knows more than Miss Congeniality here. -- No, I don't know where Bill goes. -- Anybody else who might know? -- I'm his best friend. -- Lennie. -- Mind if we come in? No. -- Ah, nice jacket. -- Except for the blood on the sle
• 1999 - "Sex and the City" Take Me Out to the Ball Game -- Right. -- I like this new you. -- Call me. -- Yup. -- I didn't understand. -- Did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detached? -- And if I was really having sex like a man, why didn't I feel more in control? -- You see that guy? He's the next Donald Trump
• 1999 - Black and White Sheila Blair. -- Assistant D.A. in charge of sex crimes. -- Very good. -- I've interrupted your lunch because I'm having a meeting with my editor -- and we're thinking about doing a story: "Ten Who Run New York." -- And you're on the short-list with the likes of Donald Trump and the Mayor. -- What do you think of that notion? -- Maybe you should interview some of his past wives, too. -- -Wives? -He's got two others besides this woman. -- You should meet my brother Will. He's got a nice resume, too. -- Is Will studying to be a lawyer? --
• 2000 - "Sports Night" Bells and a Siren es it New Jersey. -- Dan, you gotta trust me. -- Ar e other people gonna be ther e? -- Of course other people ar e gonna be ther e. -- -- I mean, other people. -- Yeah. -- Who? -- Jay Mclnerney, lvana Trump. -- Inter estingly, the other girl -- who used to be married to Donald Trump, -- -- whose name I can't -- Right. -- She, I grant you, is not A-list. -- Trump's ex-wif e? -- The one after lvana whose name I can't r emember. -- I like her. I can't r emember her name, either, -- although I can tell you -- she was very good in "Will Rogers Follies.
• 2000 - American Psycho -- Um, yes, I know it's a little late, -- but is it possible to reserve a table for two at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps ? -- a facialat Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing. -- And then, to the Pottery Barn, -- where I got this little -- silver muffin dish. Is that Donald Trump's car ? -- God, Patrick. Shut up. -- You know, Courtney, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. -- Some caffeine might get you out of this slump. -- I just want a child. -- Just two -- perfect -- children. -- Are we here ? Yeah. -- This is Dorsia ? Yes, dear
• 2000 - Duet Billy Hannon, right? -- - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, I am. - I remember you. -- You were one of my biggest underachievers. -- How come you're driving a cab? -- Actually, this is my own cab. I own it. -- Well, I own half. -- - You own half a cab? Wow. - Yes. -- I'll bet Donald Trump is lookin' over his shoulder. -- You're just bustin'to know what I was cracked for. -- - No, I really No, I really don't. - Shoplifting. -- They caught me at the Grand Union -- with a pound of smoked turkey and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch.
• 2000 - Duets Billy Hannon, right? -- - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, I am. - I remember you. -- You were one of my biggest underachievers. -- How come you're driving a cab? -- Actually, this is my own cab. I own it. -- Well, I own half. -- - You own half a cab? Wow. - Yes. -- I'll bet Donald Trump is lookin' over his shoulder. -- You're just bustin'to know what I was cracked for. -- - No, I really No, I really don't. - Shoplifting. -- They caught me at the Grand Union -- with a pound of smoked turkey and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch.
• 2000 - Romeo Must Die Look here! -- Man, can you believe this? -- What the hell is she doing? -- What's up, Trish? -- What's up, Silk? -- Let's talk. -- All right. -- Come on. -- Your pop's running around like Donald Trump. . . -- . . .grabbing up every piece of waterfront he can get his hands on. -- Now he wants to be a club owner. -- He's working on something big. -- Something big? l don't care how big it is. -- Your pops can sweat me, and Mac can sweat me all they want. -- But Silk
• 2000 - The Art of War Only minutes away from midnight, here at the fabulous Jade Park Hotel in Hong Kong -- it's a star-studded event, typical of the man they call -- the Donald Trump of Asia, David Chan.
• 2000 - The Art of War Only minutes away from midnight, here at the fabulous Jade Park Hotel in Hong Kong -- it's a star-studded event, typical of the man they call -- the Donald Trump of Asia, David Chan.
• 2000 - The Crocodile Hunter Diaries about this. -- - I - Call me. -- Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. -- I'm looking for a new nanny too. -- - Oh I - Can I give you my card as well? -- - Excuse me? - I pay well above average. -- - I have a card too, call me. - I have a place in the Hamptons. -- Donald Trump lives in my building. -- Annie's voice: It seemed that fate now offered me a wonderful alternative -- an opportunity to completely duck out of my life. -- So I decided for one summer -- to abandon Annie -- and trade her in for a brand-new persona -- Nanny. -- Of cours
• 2000 - The Next Best Thing really upsetting me. -- - You mean you would if she did? - Would what? -- - Are you telling us you're straight now? - No. -- You just said you're really upset that you couldn't bang her again. -- That's not what I said. -- Next thing he'll be combing his hair like Donald Trump. -- Subscribing to Victoria's Secret catalogues. -- And voting Republican. -- Praise be to Lordy, she's been reformed. -- - Call Jerry Falwell. - Shut up! -- - Don't call me "she." - See? - See? -- Hi, it's Abbie. Leave a message. -- Abbie, pick up. -- Pick up. -- Listen, I k
• 2001 - "Gilmore Girls" The Ins and Outs of Inns ndence Inn. -- Therefore, delivering it was beyond my official obligations -- so I am taking an extra-long lunch break. -- He's so genuine. -- - Oh, my God. - What? -- It's the title search for the Rachel property. Guess who owns it? -- Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump. -- - Fran. - Fran from Westin Bakery? -- Sweet little Fran, the cupcake lady. -- Not some cigar-chomping, dirty-dealing city slicker. -- That's good. Hey, 'The Country Slicker. ' Funny name, cutesy idea. -- - It's a little much. - It's way too much. -- - I'll call F
• 2001 - "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" The Extra Man fired him? - No, he got a better offer. -- - From? - A customer he picked up at JFK. -- A rich guy. Perez said he was gonna be this guy's personal assistant. -- Good luck to the both of 'em. -- The landlady says Felix has been MIA since the murder. -- Signatures. Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch, Prince Ernst of Hannover. -- Perez was practising forgery. And here, letters of reference -- for Denis Dupont unsigned. -- Why would the heir to the Dupont fortune need phoney character references? -- - Low self-esteem? - We can always ask the
• 2001 - "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" The Extra Man ing was torn down last year. -- - No forwarding address. - Thank you. What's all this? -- Dupont's personal effects. Whatever the bad guys wanted -- - might be in his papers. - Page me. -- - He has George W's number in Texas. - Really? I have a letter here -- from Donald Trump thanking Dupont for his timely advice. -- And he misspells the word investment. -- You'd think Trump's secretary would use spellcheck. -- Here we go. Washington Livery, Felix Perez. -- Maybe he did work here, -- but I had nothing to do with anything he was doing. --
• 2001 - "Sex and the City" The Agony and the Ex-tacy Good morning. -- I noticed all the good work you do in the neighbourhood -- - and stopped to see if I could help. - We could use a hand in the kitchen. -- I'm in public relations. I could put a benefit together, -- something classy, respectful. -- I can guarantee Donald Trump and Marlo Thomas. -- Thank you, but we're a little more low-key. -- We're more about collecting food to feed to the needy. -- So I love your robe. -- This is what we wear. -- I'm in the Franciscan Order, founded by St Francis. The robe is -- - Do you really want to
• 2001 - Bak Ging lok yue liu Inspiration? -- Can I go to Donald Trump and say -- I'll stop building for a while because I don't feel inspired -- When Donald Trump felt inspired, he didn't put up buildings -- He built casinos -- Wise guy! -- Why don't you put your wit to writing some songs? -- Mr Wu? -- Well? Talk to your father -- I still have a meeting to go to -- I can't write a song on demand I have my standards -- It's only writ
• 2002 - "The Sopranos" Watching Too Much Television e you soon. -- So, Tony, anyway . -- Look, she's a great girl. -- Beautiful girl, a little needy. -- Frankly, I'm glad to have her off my payroll. -- Thanks for understanding. -- Wish you nothing but the best, bro. -- Dr. Fried, you are now the legal owner. -- Eat my dust, Donald Trump. -- -Hey, Adriana. -Jesus Christ! -- Why don't you go haunt a house or something? -- It's been a while, figured I'd check in. -- So you crawl up my ass? -- What do you want, Robyn? -- I heard Paulie Gualtieri's out of jail. -- -What do I know? -How does Christopher feel
• 2002 - "The Twilight Zone" The Lineman don't have my glasses. -- I'm only covered for one pair a year. -- Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. -- Buddy. -- - Buddy? - What? What? -- I guess inside my head's not the same as it used to be. -- What? -- I can see this. -- Home, sweet home. -- Here's your crib. -- I live here? -- No. Donald Trump.
• 2002 - 25th Hour ve done anything. Doctor, lawyer. -- - That's all I'm saying. - Don't lay that on me. -- When Sal's crew were squeezing you for payments, -- did you wish I was at law school then? -- Not one word from you back then. -- Where d'you think that money was coming from? Donald Trump? -- - That was a mistake. - Let's forget it. -- There were lots of mistakes. I was drinking after your mom passed. -- Please. Please, don't do this. -- An 11 -year-old boy with a dead mother and a drunk father. -- - I got no one to blame but myself. - Stop. Stop. --
• 2002 - Dead in the Water but American bankers -- Brazilian cowboy -- What'll we talk about? -- Coffee? Soy beans? Life stock commodities? -- The fun never ends. -- Why didn't you just tell him no? -- I explained to Daddy that I'd take you along -- in case I get bored of Danny. -- His father's a Donald Trump -- meets Al Capone of Brazil. -- And he's been really good to my dad. -- I never met Marcos. -- He's rich but I think he's kind of a hick. -- We just have to entertain him. -- Well, how are we supposed to find this guy? -- We just look for Bozo in a clown field. -- This i
• 2002 - Empire ould do. I could pack up and run. -- I could pay her 40 percent of what I bring in. -- I could tell her to go fuck off, though I wouldn't make it back to the car. -- Or I could talk to her like a business man. -- Let me tell you what I did. -- I thought about what Donald Trump or Ted Turner would have done.
• 2002 - Live from Baghdad number? -- -Everything's smooth? -Smooth? I don't know about that. -- -I've found your reservation. -Perfect. -- -Smooth. -Now, how will you be paying? -- American Express. -- Kidding. Okay, how about cash? -- -We accept cash. -I figured you would. -- ''Cash is king.'' Donald Trump. -- -Did you say Donald Trump? -Yes, I read his book. Amazing. -- Your room has a view of the mosque, and of the swimming pool. -- Really? -- That about covers the range of human endeavor. -- There you go. -- No way! -- Check it out. -- ''Ladies and gentlemen -- ''the Rollin
• 2003 - "The O.C." The Girlfriend I don't want the dude to have a coronary. -- I can't believe you're actually going with Seth. -- Aloha? Caleb Nichol is, like, the Donald Trump of the West. -- Do you know how many hot, rich -- twenty-something banker-brokers are gonna be there? -- A lot. And now I have someone to introduce me to them. -- - Isn't that a little mean to Seth? - To who? -- Kidding. -- That was delicious, Kirsten. -- Well, thank
• 2003 - Castle ot involved in some shady deal -- that cost him his life. -- Or someone recognized his true acting talent -- and gave him a job. -- Like some C-list "Where Are They Now?" reality show -- where he has to mud-wrestle Danny Bonaduce and Webster -- just to get a job with Donald Trump. -- Wh-what happened to Beckett's desk? -- That's Sully's desk now. -- Oh, uh, Mr. Castle, -- sorry if I came on a little strong back at the scene.
• 2003 - Marci X Wee ones? -- It's tragic. -- They can't dial. -- Ouch! Stop it! -- Marvelous. -- Thank you. -- That's great. All right. -- Our first item is something truly, deeply exciting. -- It's dinner for two with the handsome, -- the totally dreamy Mr. Donald Trump. -- I love Donald. -- She can't be real. -- Who wants dinner with Donald Trump? -- You don't have to touch him. -- Maybe he's changed. -- That's his real hair. -- -This is whack. -Whack? -- Oh, that means "bad." -- I do volunteer work, teaching black teenagers -- to wear the cor
• 2004 - "Charmed" Witch Wars ins in popularity, -- more and more powerful demons will want to play. -- How do you know? -- Because if human beings are foaming at the mouth -- to humiliate themselves on national television -- -- and they are -- then demons are an easy mark. -- Upper-level humans? -- Donald Trump has his own show. -- Just be patient, my love, and together we'll rule the underworld. -- It's an old goal, but a good one. -- Disarm, and I will reveal myself. -- What is that, an Elder? -- Kill him. -- What I have to offer is far better than anything my death will
• 2004 - "Las Vegas" Blood and Sand yours off? - Tuesday. -- I got a bin over there. -- Big business. -- No. Mine's graphite. Took months to make. -- All right. Don't get discouraged. We'll find it. -- I'm Irish. -- Hey. Look, nothing's changed with the tickets, and I'm very busy. -- It's not the ticket. Donald Trump doesn't want to sit behind Steve Wynn. -- Thought you'd want to know. Great. Another seating chart. -- Just arranging the rappers is a full-time job. -- Now I've got to find a new round-card girl. -- You will be able to get the extra ticket? -- Would you like to b
• 2004 - "Rescue Me" Gay the 343, -- pick out the 20 best-looking guys. -- Those are the ones the fags are gonna claim were gay. -- - What do you mean? - Well, -- it's always the handsome sons of bitches. -- It's always Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt -- that they say are gay. -- It's never, you know, Donald Trump or Dennis Franz -- Jim Belushi. -- Jim Belushi. -- Donald Trump's gay? -- Get out of the truck. -- You know, Tommy, I read a statistic -- that said 10 percent of the population is gay. -- - Bullshit. - Nah. Think about it.
• 2004 - "Rescue Me" Guts ike the Wop over on the Upper East Side. -- You know what? Screw it. -- - "New Mike. " - "New Mike" it is. -- What if I'm here for, like, 10 years? -- I don't think that's gonna be a problem. Don't worry about it. -- Hey, New Mike, -- get me a coffee. -- "Liza Minnelli, Donald Trump, Geraldo Rivera. " What's this? -- Oh, Billy over here went in -- for his first-time-ever full physical. -- Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards. -- The results come back tomorrow. -- He says, if they find some kind of inoperable cancer,
• 2004 - "The Apprentice" Respect Bowie. They've got Nick. -- And all these guys do for a living is negotiate. -- Elect a project manager foryour team. -- We have elected a project manager. -- I was elected project manager this week. -- You always knowyou can fail whenyou leave. We could lose, -- and Donald Trump mayfire me from my own team. -- Okay, you ready for the items? One-ounce, 2 4-karat gold bar; -- one Callaway golf club-- Great Big Bertha I I driver; -- five pounds fresh squid; -- Zino platinum cigars; -- a single Polaroid One instant camera. -- When I saw the list
• 2004 - "The Apprentice" Respect I've had it with these women. We will not lose again. -- I want to wi n a prize. I want to wi n a reward. That's what I want. -- Bye, beauty queens. Bye, love bug. -- Losers. -- You guys enjoy, even thoughyou won't have a good time without us. -- This is where Donald Trump ate when he was little. -- How many deals have been made at this table? -- How about Mr. Trump's comment about never hiring another male again? -- These rewards have given me -- such a taste of something that I 've never experienced before. -- It is a dream. It
• 2004 - "The Apprentice" Respect You are successful. No, no, no. And you know what? -- Shut up! You shut up. Don't talk to me like that. -- I'm gonna be successful-- That's where this conversation ends. -- Omarosa, I'm gonna be successful upholding the highest ofscruples. Don't touch me! -- If Donald Trumpwants somebody thatwill manipulate -- andbackstab those aroundthem tosucceed, -- well, I think Omarosa's made it pretty clear that she will do anything to win this. -- Ofall the women, I think Katrina is a bit naive. -- I feel bad for her because she really is
• 2004 - "The Apprentice" Tit for Tat All right, guys. Good-bye. Good-bye, Katrina. -- The two people that are in jeopardy? Omarosa and jessie. -- Omarosa 'cause she's the team captain. By default she goes in there no matter what. -- Maybe Donald Trump doesn't like her style. -- Maybe he does. l don't know. ButJessie was absolutely the weakest one this time. -- -- Okay. You had a close match, -- it was pretty good-- you didn't do terribly, -- but you lost-- that means somebody is gonna have to go. -- Troy, did Oma
• 2004 - "What I Like About You" God Help the Mister lle, -- uh, have I seen you on campus? Are we in a class together? -- No, I don't think so. -- Oh, well, you know, I just thought I might've seen you -- in Econ or Finance or Marketing, you know, -- because I'm a business major. -- Yeah. So you're looking at the next Donald Trump. -- With better hair, obviously. -- And ebony. -- Can we meet up later? -- Oh, why, yes, we can. -- I was talking to Tina, -- and, actually, I'm running late. -- Oh, that's cool, that's cool. -- I'll call you later. -- Ooh, that girl was feeling me! -- Okay, Gittle, you know you
• 2004 - Alien Love Fantasy -- The whole fame thing, I could take it or leave it. -- You did too many, wouldn't you say? -- You've probably done a few too many chat shows? Yeah? -- OK, OK, so we're back. -- And you were telling me you hooked up at the Plaza Hotel? -- That's right, yeah. Me and Donald Trump, like that. -- That's me on top. -- Well, OK, I just have one final question. -- Why have you never produced the original film so it can be verified? -- - Excuse me? The original footage? - Mm-hm. -- Ha! Exactly. Answer that, you brainless bloody spanner. -- - Er -
• 2004 - The Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special resells them to people in the park -- and they have this big competition, -- who can buy the most light s from Julian -- wins a big screen TV. Where do you think the TV came from? -- - Sets of lights, trees and stolen presents. -- Listen to him back there. -- Fucking Donald Trump. -- - Cool. Check it out, Trev, it's a kids tool set. -- - I believe it's got little bolts and everything, James. -- - Jamie, Jamie, I said no kids presents. -- Did I tell you guys that, huh? Did I tell you guys that? -- - It's kind of hard to tel I what they are --
• 2005 - "Las Vegas" Centennial lutely. - There's no charge to you. -- It's on the Montecito. Cost you nothing. -- Thanks, but no thanks. -- Let's go. -- Hey. -- What do you know about the Montecito buyout? -- Huh -- There are four possible buyers: Casey Manning -- Fred Puterbaugh with the Maloofs, -- and Donald Trump, who wants to fire everyone. -- - Yeah. Apparently so does Casey. - Yeah. I'll take care of Casey. -- Who's the fourth? -- A mystery man who thinks he's Howard Hughes. -- Sealed bids are due by midnight tonight. -- Did you know that Gladys Knight is Mike's auntie,
• 2005 - "The Dead Zone" Heroes & Demons know who it was. -- Welcome to the party. -- Any idea who framed you ? -- A dealer I was after. -- Slick Russian dude named Boris Kujo. -- Kujo has been coming up in the world. -- And he isn't shy about letting me know it. -- Take a look at this. -- Cute, huh ? -- A record of Donald Trump. -- Two office buildings going downtown. Another I can see from my cell. -- Could we find him there ? -- No. Kujo doesn't like to get his hands dirty. -- Stampton. -- My partner Stampton will tracking down. -- You took along enough to find this guy. -- My Lieutenant did
• 2005 - "The Simpsons" Marge's Son Poisoning a homicidal psychopath if you fix up our car. -- Grazie. -- Now I can't undo the past, but I can try to make it up to you. -- My humble little town is at your service. -- Loro sono miei amici, le Simpsons! -- Dad, don't act like Mussolini. -- I thought I was doing Donald Trump. -- Here's a cute fact. -- This sausage shop has been grinding the same family of pigs for 600 years. -- Prego? -- Si, si. -- And he kisses you with that mouth.
• 2005 - "The Simpsons" The Italian Bob a homicidal psychopath if you fix up our car. -- Grazie. -- Now I can't undo the past, but I can try to make it up to you. -- My humble little town is at your service. -- Loro sono miei amici, le Simpsons! -- Dad, don't act like Mussolini. -- I thought I was doing Donald Trump. -- Here's a cute fact. -- This sausage shop has been grinding the same family of pigs for 600 years. -- Prego? -- Si, si. -- And he kisses you with that mouth.
• 2005 - "Veronica Mars" Mars vs. Mars s expecting you. -- Yeah. Yeah, I usually avoid buildings with stained glass. -- That's why you haven't come to visit. -- There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a mysterious stranger. -- There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid. -- So the girl with the pig arm can't really bowl? -- I just don't want you to get your hopes up. -- I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes. -- I'm paying you to follow leads. -- I wasn't aware you were paying me. -- This isn't a favor, it
• 2005 - Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber . -- And the reason that l have trouble keep a relationship -- is because the men l go out with are not worthy of my inner goddess. -- Your standards are way too high. -- What is wrong with wanting a man that has the looks of George Clooney -- the real estate of Donald Trump -- and the bank account of Bill Gates? -- Because, for the hundredth time, he doesn't exist! -- Yes he does. l just haven't found him yet. -- And until l do, l'm prepared to be a single mother. -- -Excuse me? -l'm ready to adopt Sabelo. -- Katya, l'm so thrilled! -- Yo
• 2005 - Het schnitzelparadijs stem, cruise control -- All that shit. -- Great chick -- Sure, a great chick -- Hey speedy, slow down. You want a burnout? -- You get paid by the hour. -- Take it easy, chill out. -- Choose your own tempo. -- Always stretch -- Look at the big guys. -- Bill Gates, Berlusconi, Donald Trump. -- You think they work themselves into a sweat? -- Always delay, but never make it obvious. -- Especially with that Sander. -- What's up, Rocky? -- You do it, then. -- One hand, man. -- I just slipped. -- Count, man. Count. -- Snotty. He wants to succeed Willem. -- He thinks he
• 2005 - Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas up -- and do something with my life, -- just say the word. -- Thanks. -- Matt if I wanted some corporate suit type, -- I would've stayed in Boston -- and hung out at singles bars. -- Really? -- No. -- I don't want you to change. -- You're my van Gogh; you're not-- -- you're not my Donald Trump. -- And another thing, my sweet, sweet man, -- I do not want you to grow the hell up. -- I'll try not to. -- Page 37, para 2, -- I think this reveal happens too early. -- I could be wrong. -- No. -- Where would you move it to? -- What? -- I said, uh, where would you move it to? --
• 2005 - Two for the Money d just think it over. Don't decide now. -- It's the only move. If it means I've gotta act that's cool. -- No. No acting. This is living. -- You didn't hear me. -- From here on out -- Brandon Lang and his fettuccine knee -- and his self-fucking-pity is as flat dead as Donald Trump's hair. -- And John "I Can Walk On Fucking Water" Anthony has taken his place. -- Now listen to what he's asking you Brandon. -- I'm gonna build an empire around you. -- It's gonna cost me. -- - You understand what I'm saying? - Hell yeah I understand. -- I'm John fu
• 2006 - "30 Rock" Jack the Writer All right, we have a lot to get through today, you guys. -- Anybody have anything on page one? -- I think we need to change this Donald Trump joke-- -- because Donald Trump was eaten by a lion this morning -- on the International Space Station. -- Anyone listening? -- Yeah, okay, Cerie, -- how about instead of doing the scripts, -- why don't you just organize those videotapes? -- Oh, okay. -- Okay, actually, could you go downstairs and get
• 2006 - "Blade: The Series" Sacrifice She's hanging out with a different crowd now. -- What kind of crowd? -- Ever heard of Marcus Van Sciver? -- No, who he is? -- This town's answer to Donald Trump. -- So what Krista is doing with him? -- God only knows. -- Oh, there's my sweetheart. -- Hey, mom. -- Do you know how much I love you? -- I think so. -- Mom, I don't want you to go. -- I have to. -- There's nothing more we can do. -- Yes, there is. -- What is that? -- It's medecine. --
• 2006 - "Las Vegas" Like a Virgin even married yet, and already you're staying out the whole night. -- Doesn't bode well. Honey, I am on a roll here. -- Don't you have any more wedding plans to go over? No. -- We're done for the night, and so are you. -- All right. -- Hey. Hello. -- You know, I told Donald Trump that our wedding -- would make his little Palm Beach shindig look like hot wings and Schlitz by comparison. -- Well, if anyone can trump Trump- Our staff has been working for months to make sure -- that your wedding is the grandest, most elegant affair thi
• 2006 - "Las Vegas" Like a Virgin dding has to be absolutely perfect. -- I'm sure you think you and your people are doing a great job, but, you know- -- But-But-But nothing. You do your job, I'll do mine. -- You think the Montecito's never hosted a wedding before? -- A multimillion-dollar, "Put Donald Trump's wedding to shame" wedding? No. -- And that's what it needs to be. You realize that, right? All right. -- - All right. Let's get started. - Jared, Lissy, welcome. -- Sam, I've been in Vegas for almost 30 minutes, and I've yet to play a single hand of blackj
• 2006 - "My Name Is Earl" Born a Gamblin Man to know what we're talking about. -- You don't have to be part of every conversation ! -- Must be noon. Time to take my meds. -- Earl Hickey, telephone call for you. -- - Take down a message. - What ? Take a message ? -- If you was in Atlantic City, -- would you ask Donald Trump to take a message for you ? -- I'll get it. -- Come on, Mr. Pitts. Right there, buddy. -- - Hello ? - Number five -- Kenny, it's Randy. -- There's a problem with Catalina. -- What ? Is she okay ? -- Come on, Mr. Pitts. Don't be a tease. -- If you're gonna squat like that,
• 2006 - "My Name Is Earl" Jump for Joy ys who have to shoot dogs and whatnot. -- What are you doing, Randy ? -- I'm making a list of rich people -- with a million dollars we can borrow for Joy's bail. -- "The Beverly Hillbillies." -- They're super rich. -- They're pretend, Randy. -- Just like Richie Rich and Donald Trump. -- They're just TV characters. -- Well, the Jeffersons are real, right ? -- 'Cause we saw Mr. Jefferson at the boat show last year. -- Remember we gave him a dollar to say Weezie ? -- Randy, we're not getting any money from these guys. -- If you're gonna come up wit
• 2006 - "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" Pilot uggle between art and commerce -- but now I 'm telling you, art is getting its ass kicked. -- And it's making us mean. -- And it's making us bitchy. -- It's making us cheap punks. That's not who we are! -- People are having contest to see how much they can be like Donald Trump! -- Are you bleeping this out? -- He hasn't said anything you're not allowed to say. -- He's telling people to change the channel. -- I don't think you have to worry -- about anybody changing the channel right now. -- Get him off or you don't have a job tomorrow! -- I'm
• 2006 - Alien Autopsy The whole fame thing, l could take it or leave it. -- You did too many, wouldn't you say? -- You've probably done a few too many chat shows? Yeah? -- -- OK, OK, so we're back. -- And you were telling me you hooked up at the Plaza Hotel? -- That's right, yeah. Me and Donald Trump, like that. -- That's me on top. -- Well, OK, l just have one final question. -- Why have you never produced the original film so it can be verified? -- -Excuse me? The original footage? -Mm-hm. -- Ha! Exactly. Answer that, you brainless bloody spanner. -- -Er - Wh
• 2006 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ntal on bowling shoes on Saturday. -- I could do that. -- What does that have to do with you recommending me -- for the fancy restaurant beat? -- Yes, someone did recommend you, but I had nothing to do with it. -- Who did it? -- No, no, careful with the shirt. It's a Donald Trump. -- Are you kidding me? -- I didn't even know he had his own collection. -- Wait a minute. Who did it? Who did it? -- Lily Micelli? -- The owner of the restaurant? -- Yep. Seems like the Mayor and the Mudcelli -- were making a little weenie linguini. -- And she asked him t
• 2006 - The Making of 'Two for the Money' d just think it over. Don't decide now. -- It's the only move. If it means I've gotta act that's cool. -- No. No acting. This is living. -- You didn't hear me. -- From here on out -- Brandon Lang and his fettuccine knee -- and his self-fucking-pity is as flat dead as Donald Trump's hair. -- And John "I Can Walk On Fucking Water" Anthony has taken his place. -- Now listen to what he's asking you Brandon. -- I'm gonna build an empire around you. -- It's gonna cost me. -- - You understand what I'm saying? - Hell yeah I understand. -- I'm John fu
• 2007 - "Gilmore Girls" I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia - Like "The Apprentice." - Yeah. -- And he's gonna be like Donald Trump, which is ridiculous. -- Actually, we don't know what's gonna go on next week, do we? -- I guess not. -- But it's good -- you got him a bunch of stuff to read. -- I can hardly tell what anything is. -- Look at that pale, misshapen thing. -- Is that a sandwich or a pi
• 2007 - "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1 Maybe I'll go to a bank and say, "Hello. -- Do I have an account here?" Call Donald Trump! -- How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them? -- They're The economy is in shambles. -- Have you taken a close look at the marketplace right now? The NASDAQ! -- Dow Jones! It's up then down. -- Stop talking, goddamn it! Fine! I'll do it! -- I'm not g
• 2007 - "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Paternity getting busy, and when I came up for air, -- this little boy was watching us. -- She put him back to bed, but it creeped me out, -- so I split and never went back. -- Where were you yesterday morning? -- At a motivational seminar in Yonkers. -- Paid 250 bucks to hear Donald Trump. -- I'm looking for Taylor Breville. He's not home.
• 2007 - "Moonlight" 12:04 AM e" Again. -- Okay, Well, I Just Have To Post The Execution Follow-Up, -- Pick Up A Couple Of Photos, And I'll Be Back About 10:00. -- Get Out Of Here. -- See Ya. -- Donovan Shepherd Was Big For A While. -- He Had The Grunge Charm Of Kurt Cobain -- And The Media Savvy Of Donald Trump. -- A Lot Of People Thought He Was The Voice Of A Generation. -- It's Too Bad He Went Manson In The End. -- Irony Is, Even After Being Executed -- For Murdering Six People, -- He's More Popular Than Ever. -- Lot Of Lost Souls -- Took Shepherd's Call For Blood Seriously-
• 2007 - "Shark" Eye of the Beholder ard says he took it out the night Melissa Kovak died. -- How long was he out? -- 90 minutes, -- which is more than enough time for him to dump her body and get back. -- Getting warmer. -- Looking into the doc's finances, -- this guy's got more dummy corporations than Donald Trump. -- Keeps it sweet in the Metro Hotel in Beverly Hills. -- Where the elite meet to sleep around. -- Okay, so the guy's a scumbag. -- He may even have been having an affair with our victim. -- What's the motive for murder? -- Maybe Melissa wanted to get serious. -- Threa
• 2007 - "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" K&R: Part 2 the one -- who went on TV a few hours ago -- doing "Healthy Cooking with Nicolas Cage." -- Neither am I; that's Alex Dwyer who does Nic Cage. -- Which one are you? -- Which one am I what does it matter? -- Just making conversation. -- I do Bush, I do John Edwards, -- I do Donald Trump, I do whatever. -- You do Muhammad. -- I did tonight. -- Muhammad the Thin-Skinned Prophet. -- You can't be trying -- to tell me that my brother's up there -- because I made fun of Muhammad tonight. -- Yeah, kid, I'm sure the Taliban watches Studio 60. -- Maybe they TiVo i
• 2007 - Slipstream e Mayberrys. -- - Talk show hosts and anchormen - Geek. -- Sorry, anchorpersons. -- - He is so bad. - Sorry, folks. -- People like Larry King Live, Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer, -- Dan Rather, Paula Zahn, -- Katie Couric, Martha Stewart. -- - Everyone from Oprah to - Donald Trump. -- Fire! -- They take over the bodies and souls of people, -- and you know what? -- They become them. -- First we had the Trekkies -- now we have the Poddies -- and they run the whole goddamn show. -- - You want to know why? - Why? -- 'Cause they are mainstream. -- Mainstrea
• 2007 - The Brave One girl doing? -- She's pretty banged up. Yeah, but we'll know more tomorrow. -- Well . -- I hope she's all right. -- Yeah. -- -Hi. -Hey. -- You see those pictures of the subway thing? -- -Gross. -They shot another one last night. -- -Some pervert. -Who will they go for next, Donald Trump? -- -No, that's incitement. -And justified. -- -Wish he'd take care of my ex. -You think that's funny? -- I suppose you think lethal injection's funny too. -- -Funny like strange, or funny "ha, ha"? -You're sick, you know that? -- You're all sick. -- I'm thinking abo
• 2007 - The Nanny Diaries about this. -- - I - Call me. -- Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. -- I'm looking for a new nanny too. -- - Oh I - Can I give you my card as well? -- - Excuse me? - I pay well above average. -- - I have a card too, call me. - I have a place in the Hamptons. -- Donald Trump lives in my building. -- Annie's voice: It seemed that fate now offered me a wonderful alternative-- -- an opportunity to completely duck out of my life. -- So I decided for one summer -- to abandon Annie -- and trade her in for a brand-new persona-- -- Nanny. -- Of cou
• 2008 - "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" Contract w a set. -- Sorry. Uh, what were we talking about? -- TK Richmond. He used to hit you pretty hard in his column. -- He said your projects were bloated, behind schedule, and over budget. -- My most recent projects, he was a convert. -- Says I'm gonna be bigger than Donald Trump. -- So TK just saw the light? -- I do play to win. -- So did TK. -- - It turns out his column was for sale. - Yeah. -- So is everything else in this town. -- Except TK used blackmail. -- You want me to research what he had on you, Ted? -- TK was in a jam. His sister moved
• 2008 - "The Life & Times of Tim" Mad Dog Tim/Monday Night Confession re calling me Mad Dog? -- They say, "Watch out. Stay away from Mad Dog " -- - Really? - " 'cause he'll bite your face off -- and poop down your throat." -- I don't think that's what I want people to think when they see me. -- Well, you clearly have not read any of Donald Trump's books.
• 2008 - Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% Is Santa? uld get some buttered zero back in the hot tub? -- You came through in the clutch, even if you had to dress up like Bam Margera. -- - Are you having a good time? - Oh, yeah. -- Dude, are you rock hard or what? -- Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah. -- - Does your dick feel like Donald Trump right now? -- Fuck, yeah. -- - You look cute with your hair wet. - Thanks. -- Fuck, yeah. Hell, yeah. -- - Hi. - Hi. -- Oh, shit. What the fuck is this? -- - Move over girls, these boys are ours. - Uh-oh. -- We have to get in, just to warm up a bit. -- Did you invite them?
• 2008 - Hannah Montana: One in a Million d cute. -- I can't believe you dumped him. -- Yep. She's just a little dumpster. -- So you're really into him? -- Are you kidding? I'm working on our celebrity couple names. -- Right now, it's between "Jakayla" and "Mikake." -- Too bad you're not old enough for, uh, Donald Trump. -- You could be "Old MikDonald." -- -- Hey, you're funny! Man, it's too bad you're not famous too. -- We could've been good friends. -- No! -- It had to be Mikayla? -- Relax, so what if she's into him. He may not even like her. -- Are you kidding? Two months in Antarct
• 2008 - Hero Wanted there all fucking righteous. -- You're a hypocrite! -- Yeah, I screwed up, I made a mistake- I got that! -- I have to live with it, but that's what I'm gonna do. -- I'm gonna live with it. -- Then why are you still here? -- Thirty-five divided by five doesn't make me Donald Trump! -- Where the fuck am I gonna go? -- Was it worth it? -- You didn't even fucking know that girl. -- Who?
• 2008 - Transporter 3 do this in person. - That won't be necessary. You see -- since our little chat at the beginning -- l've been thinking I don't need the best for this mundane assignment. -- Any idiot with a driver's license will do. -- So in the words of the great American, Donald Trump: -- I'm sorry, but you're fired. -- Who are you? -- - Your new chauffeur. - I want the old one back. -- He's about to go to pieces.
• 2009 - "Hannah Montana" Welcome to the Bungle okay uh let me try it again -- okay so Hannah what's your favourite color? -- oh that's funny you should ask -- - You see I was actually talking about that with my friend Lola - good start now kick it up a notch -- on our way to San Diego- i say kick it! -- - In Donald Trumps Golden Blimp - yes -- and we were looking over the majestic Pacific- Don't offend the other oceans! -- - the majestic mighty waters- -nice save now take me home -- and I just thought about how lucky I am to live in such a beautiful magic world -- so the stud
• 2009 - Johan Falk: Operation Naktergal Novotel. -- - That's his office here. - It's good. -- -- It is she who helped him on the boat. As he cut. -- Check all contacts, all SMS- -- - if there is someone we can contact him by. -- 70-30. -- - Are there no more. - Let's go. -- I have money. -- How much? As Donald Trump? -- No. But a lot of money. -- Euro. -- You know, Hannah, I like your suggestion, but it's a small thing -- -- It's me. She worked for the cops. -- I've found a lot of text messages from a cop. Therefore, he stabbed her. -- Are you kidding? -- It is not the on
• 2009 - Johan Falk: Operation Naktergal he police on them? -- Putting police on them? Okay -- There is something wrong. He runs the course with her. -- - You make fun of me. - No, it's a good idea. -- - But it would be expensive. - And you have no money? -- I have money, do not worry. -- How much? As Donald Trump? -- No, -- But a lot of money. -- You know, Hannah, I like your suggestion, but it's a small thing. -- - brothers and I work together again. - Okay. -- Yeah. Good. -- Yes, I know. -- You see -- business is built on trust. -- We had a little conflict before. --
• 2009 - My Fake Fiance send a gift whether they are attending or not. -- Seriously? That is, that is awesome. So we need to invite everyone that we know. In fact, we should invite -- everyone that we've ever met, especially the rich ones. You know what? I spilled coffee once on Donald Trump. -- Why don't we send a couple of invites over to Trump Tower, see what happens? -- - Brilliant! -Thank you. -- Okay, just so we're clear - we announce our engagement,we send out invitations and then just before the wedding, we call it off. -- I keep all the gi
• 2009 - Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction marriage -- there's penalties for early withdrawal and deposit in another account. -- Remember that. -- And alimony doesn't stop people. -- Alimony-- look at a guy. You could call it all the money -- and guys would still be going, "I'm in. Let's do this." -- Look at Donald Trump. He's always going, "this one's broken. -- Bring me another one. Ha ha ha!" -- But maybe there should be a three-strike law with marriage. -- If you want to get married for a fourth time, you have to give up a body part. -- Then that might slow people down. -- Lik
• 2009 - Starsuckers 50, 60 miles-an-hour. -- So, when you were approached by the media, -- did you say yes to every interview? -- Well, I let my sister who was my PR More or less yes, yes, we did. -- That's the day it happened, January 2nd. -- And then you met the mayor. -- The Mayor. -- Donald Trump. -- This is a brave man. -- David Letterman. -- That was a big day. -- That was the night I was invited to the State Of The Union. -- There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave -- and humble man, like Wesley Autrey. -- This day was a very crazy d
• 2009 - The Slammin' Salmon book club. -- Yeah, last week we read Flaubert's "Madame Bovary." -- It really brought the -- house down. -- Hey, kid. -- I like you. -- I think they put you in a really tough situation. -- I'm gonna help you out and give you one of my tables. -- Really? Thanks. -- Yeah, see Donald Trump over there? -- Knock yourself out. -- Connor. -- I just sat you a 6. -- 6. -- Thanks, Patty. -- So you just keep whacking him in the knee. -- Painful, but better than a punch in the face. -- - Connor? - Hey, Morgan. -- Hi. -- You remember Dick Lobo, -- - the producer of "CFI Hotlan
• 2009 - Wrong Turn at Tahoe ied to you, Vincent. - Yeah, me too. -- But it's not about the lie anymore. -- It's about the avalanche of shit that's come down on me -- because of that lie. -- What do you mean? -- Frankie Tahoe wasn't a private vendor, Jeff. -- He was employee of the month for the Donald Trump of the underworld. -- We pissed off the biggest junkyard dog on the East Coast. -- He's been shitting in our backyard all day. -- - Is that who sent those guys for me? - Yeah. -- Thank God you showed up when you did. -- The poor bastards didn't know what hit them.
• 2010 - "Castle" Almost Famous Mostly just old movie posters -- and a bunch of Donald Trump books about finance. -- Maybe Derek dreams about being an entrepreneur, -- or maybe he's just a fan of "Celebrity Apprentice." -- Anything else? -- There was a day planner with nothing in it -- but a business card for a guy named Jesse Mandalay. -- All right, run it.
• 2010 - "Gary Unmarried" Gary Tries to Find Something for Mitch ems like kind of a lower position. -- No, it's not. It's corporate, man. -- I gotta be honest with you, Mitch. -- Anybody could do this on-air stuff. -- You sit down, you talk, it's easy. -- But you know what I saw in here today? -- A businessman. A businessman? -- Like Donald Trump. -- The donald. -- Yeah. Yeah! -- Now you think about it. -- You got the perfect mind for business, Mitch. -- You're logical, you're mathematical, -- You're ruthless. -- I mean, you're gonna start as an assistant. -- But I give you six months, -- You're gonna be running this
• 2010 - "NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service" Broken Arrow dest memories, too. -- Okay. -- From now on, we talk, hmm? -- Now -- let's get out of here before we both start bawling, huh? -- All right, well, I'm taking you -- to the train station, and I'm buying you a ticket. -- No. -- You are taking me to the airport. -- I bumped into Donald Trump down in the lobby this morning.
• 2010 - "The Apprentice" Episode #9.4 ld be great. -- So, what do you think, George? -- If you can pull it off. -- Don't you have faith in us? -- Hello. BURNETT: Hi, guys. How are you? -- Nice to meet you. I'm Bret. Hi, Bret. Nice to see you. -- I'm Erin Burnett from CNBC. I know exactly who you are. -- So, Donald Trump's eyes and ears is hot -- -- smokin'-hot Erin Burnett, and I'm like, "Hello!"
• 2010 - "The Cleveland Show" Once Upon a Tyne in New York like a baby at night. -- -- Stop! -- You know the rule. -- If he has one black friend, -- he's allowed one free pass on the N-word. -- Oh, man. Yeah, that's true. -- That is the rule. -- Thanks, Cleveland. -- Wait, you're not -- Hmm. -- I'm gonna answer my phone. -- Hello? -- -- C-Bro, Donald Trump offered me a job. -- Step right up! -- Poke the freaky little robot-man for only five dollars! -- I'll be right there! -- No time to call Donna. -- I'll just text her. -- D-M-N-O-M-N-M-N-A. -- That was an easy one. -- Period, exclamation point, question mark. -- How do you ma
• 2011 - "Beaver Falls" Episode #1.4 And she was like, "Mm-hm." -- Awesome. -- I totally Flynned her. -- You Donald Trump, and I'm the apprentice. -- The apprentice of love. -- All counsellors, emergency meeting, amphitheatre now. -- Ah, yes. -- Hello, stranger. -- Guys, what can I say? -- Best summer ever. I owe you big time. -- So, you're officially over the ex? -- Congratulations. And hav
• 2011 - "Desperate Housewives" I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday and they are all yours. - That is all we need. -- The overall look we're going for is very warm and inviting. -- We're thinking soft wood, an overstuffed linen sofa. -- That sounds great, but I already know what I want. -- Ripped that out of a magazine. -- This is Donald Trump's office. -- Isn't it cool? -- I-I love that desk black marble and chrome. -- A-and look at that samurai sword and those dragon lamps. -- I'm sorry. Are you planning to take over the world -- with your death ray? -- I think this is impressive. -- But it's not you. -- You
• 2011 - "El barco" Elecciones I don't want the dude to have a coronary. -- I can't believe you're actually going with Seth. -- Aloha? Caleb Nichol is, like, the Donald Trump of the West. -- Do you know how many hot, rich -- twenty-something banker-brokers are gonna be there? -- A lot. And now I have someone to introduce me to them. -- - Isn't that a little mean to Seth? - To who? -- Kidding. -- That was delicious, Kirsten. -- Well, thank
• 2011 - "Louie" Joan -- No, it's just that they got upset -- 'cause I was saying stuff about the casino -- and I was making fun of Trump and -- You're in a Trump hotel. -- You don't make fun of the owner of the hotel. -- Are you crazy? -- He's not gonna hire a comedian that's gonna say, -- " Donald Trump." -- I know, but I-- I-- -- Y'know, this is not an easy business. -- I mean, you want to try my life sometimes? -- I work in Arizona, how about that? -- And Indian casinos, you think that's easy? -- You tell a joke, they don't like it, -- instead of a tomato, they throw
• 2011 - "Louie" Joan eople. -- How does that sound, how does that grab you? -- No, come on, I'm sorry. -- I'm sorry. -- I'm really sorry. -- It says right here: -- "You will not disparage the casino, -- "you will not make jokes about gambling, -- "disparaging gambling, -- "you will not disparage Donald Trump, -- "you will not act in a rude manner toward the audience, -- "you will not use the F-word, -- "the N-word or the D-word. -- You will not leave the stage--" Wait, wait, wait, what's-- what's the-- -- What's the D-word? -- I don't know, but you've used the F-word -- and
• 2011 - "Workaholics" Stop! Pajama Time can't find my uncrustables -- and my butthole is sweating like it's getting paid to. -- Okay. All right. Here's the deal. -- We need to go calm the herd ASAP, right? -- How are we gonna do that? -- We're gonna go tell the people that are fired -- that they're fired. -- Donald Trump these fools. -- You're terminated! -- Once they hear that news, everybody will relax, -- they'll go back to work, we'll be good to glow. -- People are gonna hate me if I fire them. -- It'sot that hard. -- I mean give me the list, -- and I'll Schindler those fools right
• 2011 - Christmas with a Capital C n't you? -- Road trip. -- Oh, l knowthat look. -- You Reed brothers are scheming again. -- You know what, honey? -- Greg and l are gonna pay a little visit -- to Mitch Bright's law firm. -- l'm gonna call Harland. -- l'll have him get the plane ready. -- All right. -- Your roll, Donald Trump. -- Now, l mean, would it kill you to let me be left seat once? -- lt might. -- Okay, look, when we get there, and we show up to this office, -- you let me do the talking. -- You sure this is a good idea? -- 'Cause l'm usually game for anything. -- l know. -- l hope so.
• 2011 - Sadda Adda loser to our goal. -- I won't give up like Safal. -- There is no dearth of opportunities in this world. -- Shall we go home? -- Jogi. -- I have started getting wrinkles. -- These are your negative thoughts. -- It's abusing you on your face. -- Do you know what someone told Donald Trump once? -- Sir, you got success overnight. -- Do you know what he said? -- My friend, you don't know how long that night was. -- Nowadays you have started reading Donald Trump? -- Times of India had printed its quotation. -- I opened the dictionary and understood the m
• 2011 - We Need to Talk About Kevin ave. -- You'll rot in hell! -- A personal for Kevin Khatcha dourian? -- - Careful, it's heavy. - It is? -- - Have a nice day. - You too. -- What are these for? You never ride your bike. -- I got these for a song of the web. -- You make a bundle on them at school. -- Like Donald Trump, huh.
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped -- Not wanted! Not wanted! -- APPLAUSE -- For someone in such a significant and serious position -- to take what is obviously a very personal and determined stance -- is a very positive thing for us. -- And we are here in pure support of Dr Kennedy and his position. -- Donald Trump has said he thinks you cannae be too greedy. -- He believes that you should be brutal and powerful. -- He believes that sacking people is not a bad thing. -- He boasts of the number of people he's sacked. -- These are not the sort of qualities I would expect of
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped numbers, -- do you think there has been enough caution? -- No, I don't think there's been enough caution -- in critically interpreting those numbers. -- It's not surprising that sort of city fathers might be deceived -- by a glamorous international superstar like Donald Trump. -- I do find it more surprising that the Scottish Government, -- who I thought was quite canny, has fallen for it in the way they have. -- BAGPIPE PLAYS
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped Which is a very true saying, isn't it? -- It really shouldn't matter -- if the applicant is Mother Theresa of Calcutta -- and she wants to carry out the development -- in order to raise money to help the sick. -- Or indeed even if it's Donald Trump. -- The permission isn't to the person, it's to the land. -- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -- I'd now like to welcome a representative -- from the Green Party to the stage - local councillor Martin Ford. -- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -- Thank you very much. For those of you who d
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped e or less"? -- LAUGHTER -- It's such a big area, it covers a lot of territory. -- 'It's so beautiful. -- 'It is beautiful, but I'll make it more beautiful. -- 'Actually, when I finish, it will be far more beautiful. -- - 'Really? - Yep. That's right.' -- I'm not fond of Donald Trump. -- And I wouldn't want to come all this way to go play a new course, -- nor one of his facility courses, so -- I'm not sure that it's going to be a very successful operation.
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped e this, anywhere. -- It's against the law to cut off anybody's water. -- And if they had damaged it, though, supposed it was an accident, -- they should have been supplying him with water. -- There and then. You know. -- Oh, aye. -- 'On his hit show, The Apprentice, -- 'Donald Trump's word trumps all. -- 'And it appears that power extends to his business venture in Scotland. -- 'At least for now. -- 'Recently, two British journalists found themselves arrested -- 'at the site of Mr Trump's golf resort near Aberdeen '
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped ed to be. -- Until Salmond gave them the right to destroy the bloody links. -- I voted for SNP for 35 years. -- I'll never ever vote for them again. Never. -- They've done this country wrong. -- They're giving it away to the Americans. -- HE CHUCKLES -- 'American tycoon Donald Trump has jetted into Aberdeen -- 'ahead of receiving an honorary degree -- 'from the city's Robert Gordon University. -- 'This afternoon, the Tripping Up Trump campaign -- 'handed in a 6,500 signature petition -- 'against the university's decision.' -- It's really quite s
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped ing there and they're looking at houses -- that are in bad condition, with ramshackle tractors -- and old farm implements lying over there. -- Do you think that does any good -- to the vision of Scotland throughout the world? -- BAGPIPES PLAY -- 'American billionaire Donald Trump defied his critics' -- to pick up an honorary degree from Aberdeen's Robert Gordon University. -- He's pledged to build the world's greatest golf course -- on the Menie Estate in Aberdeenshire. -- 'Today, Aberdeen's Robert Gordon University -- 'recognised US tycoo
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped n Donald Trump's ability to make money. -- 'Now a Doctor of Business Administration ' -- - Just a casual shot against the railing would be quite nice. - Lovely! -- Can we get the "You're Fired" again, Mr Trump? -- Thank you very much. -- Hello, everybody. -- Is the course on schedu
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped o see that there's so many young people here -- supporting justice. -- And I'm at one with them. I agree completely. -- And I find it very, very, very pleasing -- to see so many people turning out today -- in order to support the people who are being victimised -- by Donald Trump and his profit-making ways. -- I'm very proud, yah. -- It gives you a boost. -- It really gives you a boost. -- You know, when you are down in the mouth about what is going on here -- and then you get all these people supporting you, it's really good. -- Yeah, I'm re
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped on't know, -- in Aberdeenshire, we have a council -- who gives Donald Trump everything he asks for, -- and can't make up their minds -- whether to throw people out of their own homes to help him. -- Firstly, I think it's important -- for people not from the northeast of Scotland -- to have some sense of the build-up. -- In 2006, I think that
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped ou got any change, lads? -- 'The gentleman here would like to make a very important long-distance phone call. Intercontinental. -- 'Come on, give me your change.' -- RINGING TONE -- 'Trump Organization.' -- Oh, hello there, yes. I was wondering if I could speak -- to Donald Trump, please? -- I'm calling from Scotland, -- just recording this call My name is Anthony Baxter. -- 'OK, what was it regarding?' -- Yes, I'm making a documentary -- about the Trump Golf Course development north of Aberdeen -- and just wondered whether I could speak to h
• 2011 - You've Been Trumped t cases and refusing to expose their sources. -- But this was just an interference in journalists trying to film -- what really is a public interest story. -- 'From New York, the greatest city in the world, -- 'it's the Late Show With David Letterman. -- 'Tonight, Donald Trump.' -- This is the guy, this is the classic story. -- Donald Trump, big American, comes, wants to buy up his ranch, -- or his farm, and he says, "Nope." So is he going to sell or is he not going to sell? -- I don't know, I don't need it. It's not in the way of wh
• 2012 - "Bones" The Tiger in the Tale ed over "on the run." -- You know, you were a fugitive. -- Where's that? That's not on the list. -- I was cleared. -- Well, after evading arrest for three months. -- Give me the pen-- fugitive, con. -- Are you saying that you think I would be a bad candidate? -- Because Donald Trump was thinking of running. -- Booth. -- Yeah, okay, we are on our way. -- We are up. -- Body in a ditch. -- I hope you'll be more supportive -- if our daughter decides to run for president. -- Well, we'll cross that bridge when she starts walking, okay?
• 2012 - "Comic Book Men" Junk . - He goes and checks the ropes. -- He's like, "acid on the ropes." -- - Right, of course. - "This was murder." -- Mm-hmm. -- So he goes and solves the murder, -- but he also sees himself in Dick. -- - Grayson. - Oh, okay. -- He's a multi-billionaire, man. -- It's like if Donald Trump today was like, -- "I want a ten-year-old boy, pronto!" -- - He has a ten-year-old boy. - He's got it there. -- It's there yesterday. -- One of the celebrity apprentices is on it like that. -- All right, imagine that. -- Getting adopted by a billionaire. -- I don't care
• 2012 - "Scandal" White Hats Off was on a yacht, Cyrus. It had a crew of 14 -- and was trailed by a coast guard vessel -- housing eight secret service agents -- and a special diving team in case he fell overboard. -- The economy is in a freefall. People are hungry and jobless. -- They don't want Donald Trump. They want -- Abraham Lincoln. -- Abraham Lincoln. -- Kimberly Mitchell. Okay. -- He's gonna invade east Sudan? -- We haven't decided. -- He invades, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the democrats. -- - We haven't decided yet. - He hasn't decided. -- They're beheading chi
• 2012 - "Top Gear USA" Supercars guys want to know what his time was? -- -- Jon, you did it in 1 minute -- 44.3 -- Tying with bill engvall. -- -- Congratulations, man. That's a good time. -- Jon huertas, everybody. -- -- Ferrara: Coming up, we battle it out in the board room with the Donald. -- That's it? -- Donald Trump is one of the most famous men in America, -- and everything he does is different, -- including how he buys cars. -- A high-end dealer in new england had asked us -- to drive three convertibles to New York City -- so that Mr. Trump could pick the one he liked best.
• 2012 - "Top Gear USA" Supercars , many times. -- But I'm a pretty big guy. I'm 6'3". -- So -- I'm gonna fire you. -- I'm gonna fire you. -- -- And, Bentley, you're hired. -- - Thank you, Mr. Trump. Have a good time. - Thank you, fellas. -- It was a great honor. Thank you. -- Thank you. -- I just got fired by Donald Trump. -- This is the best day ever. -- -- -- I tell you, what a lovely man. -- I don't get very starstruck often, -- but sitting in the board room was like a deer in headlights, -- you know? He was a lot taller than I thought he was gonna be, -- and he has excellent taste, be
• 2012 - "Top Gear USA" Supercars We had been asked by a high-end dealer -- to drive three convertibles to New York -- to present to Donald Trump, who is in the market for a new car. -- Around 14 million cars are sold every year in the U.S. -- But only 300 of those are Lamborghinis. -- It's really windy! -- That's why my choice was perfect. -- It was exclusive. -- Tanner's Porsche may have been -- the fastest and
• 2012 - "Top Gear USA" Supercars n't take the fdr. -- I was already in the FDR. -- Don't take the FDR. They're working on it. -- It's Trump. -- Of course it's Trump. -- The hair and the grandma thing. -- Golf. Money. -- -- - It all makes sense. - It totally does. -- Guys. Guys. That's him. -- Oh, my gosh. It's Donald Trump. -- Wood: Coming up, the Donald goes car shopping -- But this is quicker. It's quicker, not faster. -- And things get tense in the board room. -- I'm gonna fire you.
• 2012 - "Web Therapy" National Exposure 'm sure it's better that I'm not there, -- otherwise Donald Trump would just be flirting with me -- the whole time, and that would be awkward -- for, well, I guess, the both of you. -- - It certainly would. - Well, yeah, that's inevitable. -- Now, listen, Fiona, -- the stuff that Ben has booked for you this weekend -- is very cruci
• 2012 - "Web Therapy" National Exposure . -- Well, I'm not. -- I was in the bathroom, and, uh, but you can't. -- We need the jet this week. -- We've got campaign business all over the country. -- In fact-- -- You can have it for this weekend. -- Right now, we're actually on the way -- to, uh, have a meeting with Donald Trump. -- - See the Donald. - We're trying to get-- -- Donald's interested in backing me in the campaign. -- Can you imagine what that will do? -- Well, that sounds fun. -- - Mm-hmm, no, it won't be. - Sorry I can't be there. -- - Believe me. - That would be great. -- Well, I
• 2012 - Battleship eapons room to learn. -- Be safe out there, look out for each other and keep charging. -- If we return to Pearl -- without having outperformed every other ship on that ocean, -- I will personally -- Yo, Saunders, we've ended up in a department -- run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo. -- What was that, Petty Officer Raikes? -- Nothing, sir. -- I swear you said, "Donald Trump. "Want to clarify? -- I think I heard a "Mike Tyson," as well.
• 2012 - Gambit inly, sir. And should we upgrade her ticket? -- Yes, why don't we? -- - Bit of an extravagance. - Oh, well. -- How will you explain it? -- You know me, Major. I'll think of something. -- Fancy trying your hand at Picasso? -- Do you think we'd find a use for it? -- Seems Donald Trump is obsessed with the fellow. -- And there's many a billionaire in Texas. -- Mr Deane. -- Oh, yes, Major. The opportunities are endless. -- # How lucky can one guy be? -- # I kissed her and she kissed me -- # Like a fella once said -- # Ain't that a kick in the head? -- # T
• 2012 - Kath & Kimderella ! And if you say anything, off with your head. I can do it. -- Princess Fergie. She's single. That's awkward. -- Well, I can put her up the back here with Auntie Norma and the Sarkozys. -- Let's just pray Carla doesn't bring out the guitar. -- And I'm gonna put Donald Trump and Sarah Palin -- on the right of Jenny and Genghis Khan. -- As you can see, we've commenced our descent into Rome.
• 2012 - Owned & Operated ce". -- Come on! This is America where the top 400 people have more money than -- the bottom 150 million combined! -- If ABC can make a show where millionaires give their money to poor people -- Animal Planet can make a show where pigs grow wings and fly out of Donald Trump's ass. -- >> Am I suppose to be honored? -- >> America rich aren't giving you money, they're taking your money. -- Between the years 1980 and 2005, 80% of all new income generated in this country -- went to the richest 1%. -- Let me put that in terms that even you
• 2012 - The Guilt Trip e you hit the road, -- but I thought Pd pick you up a few things. -- Do you like Greek yogurt? It's the rage. -- Message deleted. -- I'm so proud of you, honey. -- I can't believe you're gonna do a tour of all these companies and your product. -- I mean, I My little Donald Trump. -- - I'm so excited to see your sweet face! -Message deleted. -- Hi, Andy, it's Mommy. Last call. -- I just wanted you to know that I'm going to park and come inside tomorrow -- because parking curbside at Newark is a zoo! -- And I don't want to get a citation. T
• 2012 - The Queen of Versailles the world are all Westgate Resorts. -- We are considered the Rolls-Royce -- of the time-share industry. -- They call me the time-share king. -- I have built one of the icon properties in Las Vegas. -- It's 52 stories of beautiful blue glass. -- At the last Miss USA, Donald Trump, he said, -- "Congratulations on your new tower." -- He said, "Got one problem with it." -- He says, "When I stay in my penthouse suite, -- I look out the window, all I see is Westgate." -- He said, "Can you turn your sign down a little bit?" -- I have the brightest
• 2012 - The Queen of Versailles rs ago, we sold for 8 1/2 million. -- And so the auction was a flop. -- David Siegel, he is spending all of his time -- looking for money still. -- Every day, all day long, -- weekends included, he is looking for money -- to keep the Vegas project going. -- He's been to Donald Trump's office -- a couple times trying to get help. -- He's gone to Dubai and Switzerland. -- We're looking for about $400 million. -- So any of you that want to write a check, -- we'll pay you back in a few years. -- (staff chuckling, chattering) -- Basically-- basically, w
• 2013 - "Beauty and the Beast" Anniversary what she would do to protect -- her own daughters. -- The casket was closed. -- Here it is, your celestial candle. -- Ooh. -- Thanks. It's the one -- you saw online, no? That's it. -- It's just hard to get excited -- about a candle when -- the ADA can wine and dine her like Donald Trump. -- It's covered in meteorite dust, -- which-- you're right-- is nearly stardust. -- She's gonna love it. -- Besides, Gabe won't be wining and dining anyone -- when he's behind bars. -- Hey. You okay? -- Your heart's racing. -- Maybe she's excited to see you. -- Happy anniver
• 2013 - "Castle" Need to Know ot involved in some shady deal -- that cost him his life. -- Or someone recognized his true acting talent -- and gave him a job. -- Like some C-list "Where Are They Now?" reality show -- where he has to mud-wrestle Danny Bonaduce and Webster -- just to get a job with Donald Trump. -- Wh-what happened to Beckett's desk? -- That's Sully's desk now. -- Oh, uh, Mr. Castle, -- sorry if I came on a little strong back at the scene.
• 2013 - "Cedar Cove" A House Divided stop it. -- Understand? -- Warren, come on. -- You have to live with these people. -- Do you really want to alienate your neighbors like this? -- Just like you said, Jack. It's all about economics. -- Yeah, but you're treating this -- like it's New York City and you're Donald Trump. -- You do realize this is just Mayberry, right? -- Oh, you do realize this has nothing to do with you, right? -- Bob. -- Yeah, well, it has something to do with me, -- and I will be damned if I'll let you do it! -- Alright, Bob. -- Bob we're gonna make this work. -- How?
• 2013 - "Cougar Town" Saving Grace boobies around? -- - Flippity-floppity. Flippity-floppity. - Whoa. Oh. -- Wow. How did you get so good at lying? -- There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice. -- All these guys play in an adult dodgeball league. -- How cool is that? -- - Not. - Uh, zero. -- Donald Trump. That means "not cool at all." -- I wish we did more fun stuff. -- But we do so much fun stuff. -- Remember last weekend, -- when we got in the pool and we drank wine? -- How cool was that? -- Ted Danson. -- What? Ted Danson's not cool? -- He's a judge on that new dance sh
• 2013 - "Girls" Boys ning. -- So bring whoever. -- Oh, and since Soo Jin is dead, -- you mind being my hostess for the evening? -- - Really? - Yeah. -- Shoshanna: So yesterday I found this flyer. -- The Learning Annex is doing a three-day seminar on entrepreneurships -- and on the third day Donald Trump is talking -- and I totally think you should do it. -- I mean, it's $139, which seems like a lot, -- but actually it's totally a bargain -- considering they teach you how to be a millionaire. -- You want me to go see Donald Trump speak? -- Yeah. -- I mean, obvy there's
• 2013 - "Prisoners Wives" Episode #2.1 ounterfeit cigarettes in our airing cupboard. -- He was a gobshite, that magistrate. -- Could've just let me off with a slap on the wrist, -- with a community service. -- He would've if you hadn't taken the piss out of his hair. -- He didn't like that, did he? Old Donald Trump. -- Dad I'm getting married in six weeks and you promised. -- You promised that when I walk down that aisle, -- I'll be holding on to your arm. And you will. -- Only if you stay out of trouble. Get released on time. -- For once. -- You can't keep doing this to me -- pr
• 2013 - "Shetland" Episode #1.1 you going anywhere on your own. -- What's this about you trying to buy Mima Wilson's place on Bressay? -- Oh, I made an offer. -- 150,000 for the croft and the surrounding land. -- For more holiday lets? -- Christ, Duncan, you're turning into Shetland's answer to Donald Trump. -- Hardly. -- Anyway, no joy. -- Joseph wanted the deal to go through, -- but unfortunately, it's not his land. It is now. -- No idea what happened yet? -- No. -- I could do without Up Helly Aa. -- I need my people on this case. -- I've not got the resources to do both. -- You
• 2013 - "The Newsroom" Willie Pete . -- There was a march through the financial district that was interrupted -- by the NYPD using excessive force and pepper spray without being provoked. -- I saw the film. I don't know. Maybe. If there's time. -- There's time right there where Mitt Romney meets Donald Trump. -- Oh, we're totally doing that story. -- And seriously, when I find out which one of your roommates, -- which one of your boyfriends, which one of your baristas gave me up-- -- I know some of you have special relationships with your baristas. -- I don't understa
• 2013 - Nosotros los Nobles ead they do it here! -- - Where? - Over there. -- Move, fatty! Let them thru! -- Grab your crap and leave! -- Hey man? -- We could rent it and charge for parking. -- Yes, and you'll call it VIP Parking. -- There is plenty of space. -- Sure, dude! With what money? -- Let's go, Donald Trump. -- Jorge, $350. -- - You think she - Shhh! -- Luis Mendez. -- Barbara, $750 of your payment -- and $380 in tips. -- At what time are you done? -- I have the night shift. -- Look me up when you're done? -- Yup. -- - You scored - Shhh! -- - There? - No. -- It's okay, dad! It's hot
• 2013 - Sexy Evil Genius later, she dumped my ass. -- That's the point of the whole story, Zach. -- You got boring. -- I know. I know I did. -- It would kill me to talk on the phone with you when you were at college, -- just babbling on about your business classes -- and the stock market and Donald Trump -- and your new found appreciation for advertising. -- - It was pathetic. - You just matured. -- You knew you had to go out and find a job. -- I did the same thing when I was that age. -- No. -- Nikki's right. -- I used to draw and paint, write poetry. -- I loved music, mo
• 2014 - "2 Broke Girls" And the ATM You think Donald Trump would have that hair if he were poor? -- Now, come on, let's get my toothbrush and scram. -- You bought a toothbrush? Oh, you really liked him. -- Wait, Max, is that one of your gnomes? -- Oh, my God, you were practically moving in! -- And it's your favorite one, --